Revive Ener-G & Ohm Karma

Blush Novelties: Revive Ener G & Ohm Karma

Revive Ener G by Blush Novelties is a rechargeable curved G-spotting vibrator in smooth, glorious, yellow-lime silicone. When you turn the toy on, the buttons light up in an ominous red glow, as if warning your genitals to brace for what’s to come. There are a whopping two speeds1, and the vibrations are weird and loud – an unsettling mixture of rumbly-slash-buzziness, which is due […]

We-Vibe Touch

We-Vibe Touch

The We-Vibe Touch is renowned among sex toy reviewers, alongside the We-Vibe Tango and the discontinued Salsa. An absolute powerhouse of a vibe, this toy is the definition of strong, rumbly vibrations. Although small in size, the Touch packs some serious power, with eight vibration modes that will resonate through to the Earth’s crust and register at 4.0 on the Richter […]

Cal Exotics Turbo Glider

California Exotic Novelties Turbo Glider

My feelings are mixed about the Turbo Glider. We eye each other with a narrowed gaze of suspicion. Our Facebook relationship says “it’s complicated”. To be honest, the Turbo Glider isn’t a terrible vibrator. It is, in ways, a decent one. But I just can’t forgive it for making me believe for YEARS that I didn’t […]