We-Vibe Touch

We-Vibe Touch

The We-Vibe Touch is renowned among sex toy reviewers, alongside the We-Vibe Tango and the discontinued Salsa. An absolute powerhouse of a vibe, this toy is the definition of strong, rumbly vibrations. Although small in size, the Touch packs some serious power, with eight vibration modes that will resonate through to the Earth’s crust and register at 4.0 on the Richter scale. Well… it will feel that way, at least.

What does rumbly actually mean? In order to understand my vibration spectrum for judging toys, try the following exercise:

Imagine pushing an empty metal shopping cart over coarse, uneven parking lot asphalt – feel your hands becoming uncomfortably tingly? This is the feeling of a cheap, shoddy vibe at the buzzy end of the vibration spectrum.

Now, imagine the tremors caused by a Giganotosaurus growling deeply like James Deen, combined with the pulsations of a subwoofer blasting dubstep at max volume. This is the the feeling of the We-Vibe Touch.

The hourglass shape of the Touch fits comfortably in the hand and is easy to hold, with a thumbprint-sized concave area that gently cups around the clit. Touch’s body curves gradually into a blunt, flexible point, where the toy’s vibrations are most concentrated.

This is an updated version of the Touch – We-Vibe listened to what users and reviewers had to say, and made significant improvements to the toy based on this feedback.

Compared to the earlier version’s shiny, glossy surface akin to that of a cave salamander, the revamped Touch now features satin matte silicone. Soft and almost velvety to the touch, this new silicone finish feels wonderfully smooth against the skin.

Charging functions for this new version of the Touch have been greatly improved. The magnetic inductive charging nubs are now longer and more pronounced, making the vibe easier to snap into place for charging. Additionally, the “cap” end of the USB charging cable is now flattened (as opposed to the previous version’s round cap, which would knock out of alignment if you so much as glared in its general direction).

The new Touch comes in only one color: purple. Gone are the older version’s wine red and murky teal – hues that weren’t particularly amazing, but at least provided variety and were a bit less cliché. Although in general I’d appreciate more color choices from We-Vibe beyond “Barbie shoes” and “Willy Wonka Jacket“, I must admit I am able to look past this for the Touch because the Touch fucking rocks.

Only want one clit vibe? The newly improved, rumbly and powerful We-Vibe Touch is hands-down a fantastic choice.

This toy was presented to me as a Twitter contest prize. Thank you, We-Vibe!

  • Pantophile Panic

    Great review! I absolutely love the analogies you used to describe the vibrations of the We-Vibe Touch vs. those of buzzy vibes. And the part where you wrote about how bad the old chargers were about staying lined up? You crack me up. I must obtain an updated Touch now! It looks soooo good.