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Forbidden Island

This award-winning board game comes with a cute winged lion figure and a game tile that looks like a wrinkly, writhing Penis Castle. What more could you possibly need? Forbidden Island features cooperative gameplay, which means everyone is on the same team playing versus the game board itself: either everyone wins (yay!), or everyone loses together. Now, I know that sounds […]

The Mystery of the Undercover Clitoris

The Mystery of the Undercover Clitoris

Want an extremely heterocentric, horrifically gender-stereotypical, infuriating book that advises readers to compliment their partner’s vulva by gently whispering “you have a beautiful flower”? Meet the newest volume from Sadie Allison (self-described as a “leading authority on human sexuality for over a decade”), a pocket-sized sex guide that winds me up into a flaming volcano […]

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Fucking Sculptures G-Spoon

I was already an admirer of the beautiful G-Spoon and other glass dildos by Fucking Sculptures, which are all handmade by artisans in California. Then, when my friend Lorax of Sex loaned me their medium-size G-Spoon, I immediately became obsessed. I lusted after G-Spoon; I craved having it inside of me. I gushed about G-Spoon to anyone who would listen. When […]

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